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Subject: Polish joke
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Date: Wed, 7-Dec-83 17:28:43 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  7 17:28:43 1983
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This man walks into a store and asks the clerk at the counter,"May I
have 5 links of Polish sausage, a loaf of Polish rye bread, and some
Polish dill pickles, please." 
	The clerk replys,"Say, I'll bet you're Polish".

	The man answers, "I sure am, how did you guess?".

	The clerk says,"Well, two reasons.  First, you ask for Polish
bread, Polish sausage, and Polish pickles, and second, this is
a hardware store.