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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Song by Frank Jacobs
Message-ID: <1461@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 7-Dec-83 21:03:40 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  7 21:03:40 1983
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Those of you that recognized the name in the subject line have
a)	Good minds for trivia
b)	sick minds for remembering MAD writters.

Frank Jacobs wrote most of the lyrics to the songs you have been seeing
in MAD for years, including

				HELLO DELI
			(to the tune of Hello Dolly)

Hello Deli,
this is Joe, Deli
would you please send up
a nice corned beef on rye.

A box of RITZ, Deli
and some Schlitz, Deli
Some chopped liver
and a sliver or your, apple pie.

Turkey Legs, Deli
hard boiled eggs, Deli
and a plate of those potatoes you french fry, oh

Don't be late, Deli
I just can't wait Deli,
Deli without breakfast, I'd just die.



			NO, IT AIN'T ALLAN SHERMAN, OR TOM LEHRER

					OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz