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From: ecn-pc:posey@pur-ee.UUCP (Edwin Posey)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another Texas joke
Message-ID: <211@ecn-pc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Dec-83 12:21:17 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec  8 12:21:17 1983
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~r joke
This here Yankee was cruising through West Texas, and developed a huge thirst
(endemic to the region). Noting a timely bar sign amidts the cactus, he pulled
over to slake same.  Inside, he was astounded to see he had blundered into
the land of the giants - 6 foot high bar, King Kong as the bartender, and
several Pecos Bills occupying stools.  Climbing a stool, he ordered a shot
with a beer chaser.  Shot turned out to be about a pint, with a gallon of
suds to wash it down.  In the natural order of things, he asked the bartender
where the john was - "2nd door down the hall".  By mistake, our protagonist
took the first door, and promptly fell into the swimming pool. Screams:
"Don't flush it!!! Don't flush it!!!"