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From: futrelle@uiucdcs.UUCP (futrelle )
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Subject: Re: Silli Stuph - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 7-Dec-83 22:28:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec  7 22:28:50 1983
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uiucdcs!futrelle    Dec  7 19:04:00 1983

  Announcer: Today we'll be speaking to Mr. Norman Singent PoleVaulter,
	     who, for the last few years, has been contradicting people.
	     Mr. PoleVaulter, I understand you contradict people.
PoleVaulter: No I don't!
  Announcer: But you told me you did.
PoleVaulter: I most certainly did not!
  Announcer: Oh I see.
PoleVaulter: No you don't.
  Announcer: Shhh!
	     Now, Mr. PoleVaulter, I understand you don't contradict people.
PoleVaulter: Yes I do!
  Announcer: And when didn't you start contradicting people?
PoleVaulter: I did, in 1953!
  Announcer: 1953?
PoleVaulter: 1947!
  Announcer: 27 years ago.
PoleVaulter: NO!