Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:aeq From: aeq@pucc-h (Sargent) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: VAXen Message-ID: <393@pucc-h> Date: Fri, 16-Dec-83 00:27:14 EST Article-I.D.: pucc-h.393 Posted: Fri Dec 16 00:27:14 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Dec-83 22:27:02 EST Organization: Purdue University Computing Center Lines: 10 The joke: The VAX is a computer, and Unix [tm!] is an operating system. Background info: Today someone posted a few pages of output from the console of one of our 11/780's. It showed about 200 active processes, a user count of 51, and load averages in the high 40's. Handwritten on the output was the pithy notation: How do you spell "dead"? -- Jeff Sargent/...pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq