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From: dand@tekigm.UUCP (Dan C. Duval)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: bad puns ROT13
Message-ID: <34@tekigm.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 8-Dec-83 20:44:01 EST
Article-I.D.: tekigm.34
Posted: Thu Dec  8 20:44:01 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 11-Dec-83 04:49:59 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Gur Pvgl. Ybf Natryrf, Pnyvsbeavn. N zvyyvba fgbevrf yvir urer. Guvf vf
bayl bar bs gurz.

V'z n qrgrpgvir. Gur anzr'f Fyb Zbaqnl, 'pnhfr V jnf obea ba Ghrfqnl. V'q
whfg svavfurq zl 32aq pnfr. V jrag gb gur 'sevt gb fgneg zl 33eq jura gur
cubar enat. Vg jnf zl tveysevraq. Fur jnagrq zr gb gnxr ure gb n cnegl.

V qebir bire gb trg ure. Juvyr V jnf jnvgvat sbe ure gb trg qerffrq, V fng
naq crggrq ure chffl. Gura png pnzr ol fubegyl nsgre. V gbyq zl tvey gung V
jnf uhatel naq fur gbyq zr gb tb trg fbzrguvat. Nsgre V'q unq vg, V jrag gb
gur xvgpura gb svaq fbzrguvat ryfr gb rng.

Nf fur svavfurq qerffvat, V jnf fdhrrmvat ure gbzngbrf. Fur jnyxrq vagb gur
xvgpura naq pnhtug zr ng vg, fb V fghpx gur gbzngbrf vagb zl cbpxrgf. Fur
ybbxrq qbja ng zl gebhfref naq nfxrq zr, "Vf gung n onanan va lbhe cbpxrg be
ner lbh unccl gb frr zr?" V fnvq vg jnf npghnyyl gjb onananf naq juvccrq vg
bhg. V fubjrq ure gur onananf, gbb. Fur ybbxrq ng vg naq fnvq, "Bu, n sehvg
pbpx-grnfr."

Fur nfxrq zr vs V unq nal yrgghpr. Sbeghangryl, V'q whfg fgnegrq n arj pnfr
naq V'q orra cnvq nurnq. Gurl tnir zr fbzr yrgghpr, gbb. Zl tveysevraq jnf
fb vzcerffrq fur gbffrq zl fnynq. V jrag bire naq cvpxrq vg hc naq chg vg onpx
vagb zl cbpxrgf.

Jr svanyyl urnqrq bhg gb gur cnegl. Juvyr jr jrer urnqvat qbja gur ebnq, gurer
jnf fhqqrayl n ovt onat -- V arire xarj gurl jrer fb ybhq. V'q oybja n gver.
Vg jnf fgvyy fzvyvat. V tbg gur gver chzc bhg. V chzcrq, fur chzcrq, V chzcrq
fbzr zber, naq gura jr tbg bhg gb svk gur gver. V nfxrq ure gb uryc zr, ohg
fur ershfrq, fb V unq gb gnxr gur wnpx bss. V thrff V'q frg zl nvz gbb uvtu.

Jr svanyyl ernpurq gur cnegl, jurer rirelbar jnf srryvat Zreel. Jura Zreel
unq gb yrnir gurl nyy whzcrq sbe Wbl. Gur ubfgrff jnyxrq hc pneelvat n cvr.
Fur nfxrq vs V jnagrq n cvrpr. V unq n cvrpr naq gura fbzr cvr.

Gur cnegl jnf n erny qent. V jnf gur bayl bar jrnevat gebhfref. Jr yrsg rneyl.

V gbbx ure ubzr naq jnf xvffvat ure tbbqolr jura ure uhfonaq jnyxrq va. Fur
pebffrq ure yrtf naq oebxr zl tynffrf. Ure uhfonaq jnf znq. Ur nfxrq zr vs
V jnagrq zl nff jnkrq. V fnvq, "Ab, V'q engure unir zl nccyrf cbyvfurq."
Vs V pbhyq unir sbhaq zl abfr nsgre V'q yrsg V'q unir guhzorq vg ng uvz.

V erghearq gb zl ncnegzrag jurer n pnfr jnf nyernql jnvgvat. V jnf cbyvfuvat
bss gur ynfg obggyr nf V gubhtug nobhg gur jubyr qrgrpgvir ohfvarff. V svanyyl
pnzr gb n pbapyhfvba. V arrqrq zber pnfrf.

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