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From: ed@sfucmpt (Ed Bryant)
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Subject: Yet Another Good/ LBJ
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Date: Fri, 9-Dec-83 18:22:57 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec  9 18:22:57 1983
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I saw this on a miscellaneous blackboard around the campus:

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with
   brightly coloured machine tools.


My apologies to giraffes, machine tools, and S. Dali.

ed.