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From: dag@sultan.UUCP (Dan Glasser -- PRO 350 Graphics - ML)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Homemade Jokes
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Date: Sat, 10-Dec-83 21:04:10 EST
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I have many one-liners that I have independently come up with...
This is not to say that others have not also developed the same stuff.
Here are a few:

	Rubber-sheet geometry is for mathematicians who wet their beds.
	Start Procrastinating TODAY!!! (Don't wait 'till it's too late!)

And the answer to the question:

	What do you get for the man who has everything?

	Something he already has.


-- 

					Daniel Glasser
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					  "BUMP!!! (ouch!)" in the night. ]
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