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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: BAD joke - (nf)
Message-ID: <4431@uiucdcs.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 10-Dec-83 22:50:18 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 10 22:50:18 1983
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uokvax!ron    Dec  8 21:52:00 1983


WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING
this is the WORST joke i know.  if you don't like BAD(BADBAD!) jokes,
don't read this.  i'm almost tempted to rotate it.  it's not dirty,
it is plain bad.  you are warned.
WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING

you're walking along the dock, looking at the slits between the pieces of
wood.  you walk and walk and look and look, and SPLASH! you fall into
the water.  what have you learned?

















remember, i warned you...

















'if you're out of slits, you're out of pier.'


	ugh!,
	ron

...!ctvax!uokvax!ron
...!duke!uok!uokvax!ron

ps   apologies to all.
pps  let's see if someone can come up with a WORSE joke!