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From: alan@apollo.UUCP (Alan Lehotsky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re:  Common sayings
Message-ID: <202@apollo.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 09:53:41 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 12 09:53:41 1983
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>>> 
>>> Teach not thy parent's mother to extract
>>> The juices of the embryo bird by suction -
>>> The good old lady can that feat enact
>>> Quite irrespective of thy kind instruction.
>>>

I'm in the process of reading The Hobbit to my
7 yr old son.  We just got to the place where
Bilbo and Gollum are playing the riddle game and
(to show just how old Gollum REALLY was), Gollum
was reminiscing about teaching his GRANDMOTHER how
to suck eggs!