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From: dasa@houem.UUCP (D.SZISH)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: snail joke
Message-ID: <191@houem.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 08:57:53 EST
Article-I.D.: houem.191
Posted: Mon Dec 12 08:57:53 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 13-Dec-83 06:14:53 EST
Organization: Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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A snail wants to buy a car, so he goes to a car dealer.  He
tells the dealer that he'll buy any kind of car, as long as it 
has S's painted all over it.  The dealer is surprised but tells
him that if he's willing to pay extra he can get anything he wants
painted over it.  The snails says he'll pay any price.  The dealer
finally asks him why S's are so important to him.  The snail says,
"Well, I drive very fast and whenever I go by I want everyone to 
say, Wow!  Look at that S car go! "
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