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From: rmd@hpcnoa.UUCP
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Subject: rot13 notes - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 03:32:57 EST
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#N:hpcnoa:20800005:000:1156
hpcnoa!rmd    Dec  9 12:34:00 1983

How about an  exchange of  offensive  fortunes  for use with the fortune
program?  We have a very limited selection of offensive  fortunes on our
system  (we've had to write our own).  Go ahead and post them on the net
or just mail them to me.  Please, NO NON-OFFENSIVE fortunes!

   --Rick Dow
   csu-cs!hpfcla!rmd

Here's our system's limited selection:

Orsber lbh pna zneel zl qnhtugre lbh unir gb oybj zr.
Oybj vg bhg lbhe nff!
Pbhcyr jub yvir va tynff ubhfr shpx va onfrzrag.
Qb fbzrguvat ovt gbqnl... shpx n tvnag!
Qbpgbe! Vg'f zl fpebghz... V sbhaq gurfr gjb fhfcvpvbhf yhzcf va vg.
Qba'g ybbx abj ohg lbhe zbgure vf univat frk jvgu n ubefr.
Shpx lbh irel zhpu
Tbbq arjf naq onq -- gur ubefr vf qrnq, lbhe zbgure'f certanag.
Tbg n 'fxrrgre ba lre' crrgre? Jnpx vg bss!
Ur jub shpx gnvycvcr unir ubg ebq.
Ur jub tb gb orq jvgu frk ceboyrz jnxr hc jvgu fbyhgvba va unaq.
Url nffubyr!  Lbhe syl'f bcra.
V qba'g yvxr pngf, ohg V'yy rng lbhe chffl nal qnl.
Ahxr Fnagn Pynhf!
Byq svfurezna arire qvr -- gurl whfg chg gurve ebqf njnl.
Favss favss...  Url!  Jub snegrq?
Gur jnyyf unir gvgf.
Jung qb lbh pnyy n juber jvgu n ehaal abfr?              -- shyy