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From: spoo@utcsrgv.UUCP (Suk Lee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Airplane joke.
Message-ID: <2930@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Dec-83 13:30:41 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 13 13:30:41 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 13-Dec-83 14:50:53 EST
Organization: CSRG, University of Toronto
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There was this airplane filled with
Germans, Italians and *LOTS* of Poles,
flying from Hong Kong to Britain (Did
I leave any ethnic groups out???).
As they passed over Germany, the captain

announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look out
the right side of the plane, you will
see Germany."

All the Germans went to see and were
suitably pleased. 

Later, as they were passing over Italy,
the captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look out
the right side of the plane, you will
see Italy."

All the Italians rushed to look and
were similarely pleased.

Later, as they were flying over Poland,
the Captain announced:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you look out
the left side of the plane, you can see
Poland."

*ALL* the Poles rushed to the left side
of the airplane, overbalancing it and
causing it to crash to the ground.


The moral:

"Poles in the left hand plane cause
instability."

From the Pooped Paws of:
Suk Lee
..!{decvax,linus,allegra}!utzoo!utcsrgv!spoo

--Heard in a 6.003 lecture long ago.