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From: ariels@orca.UUCP (Ariel Shattan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Homemade Jokes
Message-ID: <388@orca.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 12:47:42 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 12 12:47:42 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 14-Dec-83 01:38:10 EST
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Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR.
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You asked for it...

This really happened:

Like many computer-type people, I have a cat.  Now, this cat isn't
very bright.  He really likes to fight, but isn't very good at it.
So, one day he got scratched in the eye.  The eye infected, so I
took him into the vet.  The vet decided to give the kitty a shot of
anti-biotic.  Since the infection was in the cat's eye, the vet had
to give him the shot on top of his head.  As you may guess, this
didn't make the cat too happy.  I was hanging onto the cat, and the
vet stuck the needle in and began to depress the plunger.  With this
the cat gave a mighty bound, tore himself out of my arms, leapt off
the table, and took off down the hall, all with the needle still
stuck in his head.  I took off after him, and as I passed the vet's
receptionist/assistant she asked, "What was that?!"

To which I replied [here it comes...], "That was my Furry with the
syringe on top."


(so there!)

Ariel Shattan 
decvax!tektronix!tekecs!ariels