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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More silli stuph (offensive to pious people)
Message-ID: <2276@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Dec-83 21:37:25 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 13 21:37:25 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 15-Dec-83 01:35:51 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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Andropov has started a contest for the best political joke. The first prize
is twenty years.

Heard in Bethlehem:
"I don't care what star you're following, get you camel off my front lawn."

The scene id Jerusalem. A crowd of people are readying themselves to stone a
young girl who has been found guilty of having sex before marriage.
Suddenly, Jesus appears, and going up to the mob, starts to reason with them.
Gradually, the commotion dies down, until all that can be heard are the sobs
of the girl.
Jesus says, 'Let any person amongst you who is without sin cast the first
stone.' The crowd murrmurs at this, but nobody steps moves. Then an old lady
forces her way to the front, picks up a large nasty looking stone, and brings
it down on the girl's head. Jesus turns to her and says, 'Oh heel, Ma, -why 
do you always have to spoil everything!'

Write if you get work and hang by your thumbs.
Steve Hawley