Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!microsoft!uw-beaver!ubc-visi!sfucmpt!ed From: ed@sfucmpt (Ed Bryant) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Alternatives to LBJ's Message-ID: <172@sfucmpt.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Dec-83 19:17:43 EST Article-I.D.: sfucmpt.172 Posted: Mon Dec 12 19:17:43 1983 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Dec-83 02:11:53 EST Lines: 9 So, lets forget about light bulb jokes. How about car park jokes? Q: How many Californians does it take to park a car? A: Two, one to `create the space', and one to drive. Can't think of a thing to say, ed.