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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Yet Another Bad Joke (YABJ)
Message-ID: <129@ihu1h.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 14-Dec-83 14:45:05 EST
Article-I.D.: ihu1h.129
Posted: Wed Dec 14 14:45:05 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 16-Dec-83 02:34:12 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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In the continuing real bad joke, can you top this sweepstakes,
another entry:

There was a certain individual, who, upon rising every morning, would
cut loose with an ordinary, everyday, garden variety fart.  He knew
not the reason why, but since he had been doing this most of his
adolescent and adult life, he wasn't too concerned.

Then one day he awoke with a slight toothache.  He also noticed that
instead of the normal fart, this morning's fart sounded like "HONDA".
"Could this be a danger signal?", he thought.

The next morning he noticed that his toothache was worse and his
morning fart again went "HONDA".  He was starting to become very
concerned.  By the third morning his toothache was almost unbearable
and his fart still went "HONDA".

He decided to take care of the toothache and then seek medical advice
about his farting proclivities.  His dentist found a very nasty abcess
which he took care of for him and sent him home with some medication
for the pain.

The next morning when the man arose, his fart was back to normal.
Boy, was he relieved.  But obviously there was a connection between
the fart and the abcess.

He went back to his dentist and told him what had occured the past
several days and asked him what the connection was, if any, between
the abcess and the fart.



To which the dentist replied, "Everyone knows abcess make fart go "HONDA"".
ARR ARR ARR ARR
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