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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
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Subject: The Four Basic Laws of the Universe
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Date: Wed, 14-Dec-83 21:32:53 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 14 21:32:53 1983
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Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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It has been suggested that the following four statements subsume
all the laws that govern all physical, chemical, and human activity:


1.  You can't push on a string.

2.  Ain't no free lunch.

3.  Them as has, gets.

4.  You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.