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From: wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: ..so WET that...
Message-ID: <448@pyuxa.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 14-Dec-83 12:25:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 14 12:25:02 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 16-Dec-83 03:13:28 EST
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My home town in Western Washington (Hoquiam) is so small that
a big Saturday night was to go down and watch them unload the
Safeway truck.

My home town is so small that the 4th of July parade had to
be cancelled cause the Boy Scout was at camp.

My home town is so small that we only had one number in our zip code.

My home town is so small the local diner only serves children's portions.

My home town is so small that the local library only opens once every
two weeks to loan out the book.

My home town is so small that our Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.

My home town is so small that our traffic signal is in the next
town (Aberdeen).

My home town is so small that when the family with the car went
on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.

My home town is so small that it shows up in the minus column in
the census records.

My home town is so WET that all our children are born wearing
scuba gear. (Beat that Seattle).

My home town is so WET that to protect our property, we use
watch-ducks.

My home town is so WET that instead of deer crossing signs, we
have salmon crossing signs.

My home town is so WET that even our frogs wear waterwings.

My home town is so WET that the Coast Guard Station is on the
third floor of the town hall.

My home town is so WET that sunbathing is thought to be giving
the kid a bath.

My home town is so WET that people consider Seattle as desert country.

My home town is so WET that even the trees wear mae wests.

T.C.Wheeler