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From: zaphod@mit-eddie.UUCP (Chris Ross)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: thinkers
Message-ID: <1053@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 12:21:52 EST
Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.1053
Posted: Thu Dec 15 12:21:52 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 16-Dec-83 03:45:54 EST
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA
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Here are a couple more of those abnormally long whatsits.
Answers upon request.

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Sentient metastable energy states that take up residence
in silicon structures should not impart large quantities
of momentum to mineral aggregates.

Restrict your canine's excretory activities to the vicinity
of concrete delimeters of automotive transport media.

Under no circumstances give a verbal command indicating
cessation of bodily functions.

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(no, I didn't write them)
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					Christopher Ross
					!genrad!mit-eddie!zaphod
					Zaphod@MIT-EECS