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From: georgeb@tekgds.UUCP (George Burgesser)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Responce to old jokes.
Message-ID: <1591@tekgds.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Dec-83 19:36:26 EST
Article-I.D.: tekgds.1591
Posted: Tue Dec 13 19:36:26 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 17-Dec-83 01:09:57 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Since a number of people on the net seem to enjoy submitting (and resubmitting)
old jokes to the net, I am challenging the people of net-land to come up with
new "That joke was as old as ..." responses.  Mail your entry(s) to me and if
there is any response at all I will edit and post the results to the net.
Just to get your warped minds working, here are a few examples.


That joke was as old as Moses' toes and twice as corny.

That joke was as old as the hills and twice as dusty.

That joke was as old as Grandma and twice as flat.


So come on folks there have to be some better ones than this out there!

		From the gasoline soaked cubicle of georgeb
		George Burgesser
		Tektronix, Inc.
		P.O.Box 1000 Del.Sta. 63-281
		Wilsonville, OR 97070

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