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From: bobr@teklds.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: nuclear preparedness
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Date: Tue, 13-Dec-83 20:15:36 EST
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Posted: Tue Dec 13 20:15:36 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 17-Dec-83 01:10:13 EST
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	Utica, N.Y. (AP)--In the event of a nuclear attack, Civil Defense
officials here hope to order enough food from take-out restaurants and
grocery stores to feed residents while they wait in the safety of shelters.

	Utica Civil Defense Director Joseph Pugliese Monday described this
plan as ordering "1,000 hamburgers and 1,000 cups of coffee" for the people in
the shelters--Oneonta (N.Y.) Daily Star.

The New Yorker's comment, "Hold the onions."
-- 
Robert Reed, Tektronix Logic Design Systems, tektronix!teklds!bobr