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From: kissell@flairvax.UUCP (Kevin Kissell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: joke
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Date: Wed, 14-Dec-83 14:04:38 EST
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Posted: Wed Dec 14 14:04:38 1983
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I've aways preferred the long form:
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.