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From: tlk@ihuxq.UUCP (T.L.Keele)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Traveling Salesman ROT(13) offensive to deaf and mute
Message-ID: <421@ihuxq.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 16:43:06 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxq.421
Posted: Thu Dec 15 16:43:06 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 17-Dec-83 01:58:32 EST
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Guvf geniryvat fnyrfzna vf qevivat qbja guvf qnex qrfbyngr pbhagel
ebnq va gur zvqqyr bs gur avtug qhevat n enva fgbez. Qrpvqvat gung
gur fgbez vf gb zhpu gb pbagvahr ba va, ur vf qrgrezvarq gb nfx sbe
furygre ng gur arkg snez ubhfr ur pbzrf hcba. 
Frrvat gur snez ubhfr yvtug hc gur ebnq ba gur yrsg, ur fybjf qbja
naq chyyf vagb gur qevirjnl. Purpxvat vg bhg ur frrf gur ubhfr yvtugf
ner ba fb ur whzcf bhg bs uvf pne naq znxrf n znq qnfu sbe gur cbepu.
Ur xabpxf ba gur qbbe naq ab bar nafjref. Ntnva ur xabpxf naq fgvyy
ab bar nafjref. Guvf nebhfrf uvf phevbhfvgl fb ur qrpvqrf gb ybbx va
gur jvaqbj naq frr vs nal bar vf ubzr. Ur ybbxf naq gura gnxrf nabgure
ybbx naq qrpvqrf gung ur qbrf abg jvfu gb frrx furygre jvgu n
ynql
fvggvat va n punve, fgnex nff anxrq naq obhapvat ure gvgf
hc naq qbja, naq n zna fvggvat va nabgure punve npebff sebz ure
jvgu na hzoeryyn va bar unq naq wnpxvat bss jvgu gur bgure.
Qevivat qbja gur ebnq ur pbzrf hcba gur arkg snez ubhfr naq qrpvqrf
chyyf va gur onea lneq. Ur gura trgf bhg bs uvf pne naq tbrf gur
sebag cbepu.
Xabpxvat ba gur qbbe guvf gvzr gur snezre pbzrf gb
gur qbbe. Ur vf n sevraqyl sryyn, bssrevat furygre naq n jnez zrny gb 
gur zlfgvsvrq fnyrfzna. Jryy gur snezre gryyf gur fnyrfzna gb tb gnxr n 
jnez ongu, rng n ovgr naq gura gurl'yy purj gur sng n juvyr.
Gur svefg guvat gur fnyrfzna nfxf gur snezre nsgre gnxvat n ongu naq
trggvat n ovgr gb rng vf " Jung gur uryy vf jebat jvgu lbh'er arvtuobef
hc gur ebnq?". Gur snezre fnlf, "Bu, lbh zhfg zrna gur qrns naq 
zhgvrf gur arkg snez ubhfr hc gur ebnq!". "Bu, fb gung'f jung gurl 
ner ", ercyvrf gur fnyrfzna. "Gryy zr jung gurl jrer qbvat naq V'yy
gryy lbh jung gurl jrer fnlvat", ercyvrf gur snezre. "Jryy, gur ynql
jnf fvggvat va gur gur punve, fgnex nff anxrq naq obhapvat ure gvgf
hc naq qbja, naq gur zna jnf fvggvat va nabgure punve npebff sebz ure
fgnex nf anxrq jvgu na hzoeryyn va bar unaq naq wnpxvat bss jvgu gur
bgure unaq", fgngrf
gur fnyrfzna. Gur snezre xabjf rknpgyl jung gurl jrer gnyxvat nobhg
naq gryyf gur fnyrfzna, "Bu, Fur jnf gryyvat uvz gb tb zvyx gur 
pbjf, naq ur jnf gryyvat ure gb tb shpx urefrys vg'f envavat!".