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From: jsg@rlgvax.UUCP (JSG)
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Subject: Yet Another Groaner
Message-ID: <1480@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 16-Dec-83 14:58:55 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 16 14:58:55 1983
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This is not particularly disgusting or off color however just
to be on the safe side it has been rotated.

Anybody with a weak funnybone is warned not to attempt to read
this joke as it is really bad (and I mean a real groaner).



Va gur fcvevg bs gur enfu bs erprag onq wbxrf:

Va n xvatqbz sne, sne njnl, gurer yvirq n irel byq xvat.  Guvf
xvat unq orra ehyvat gur ynaq sbe znal, znal lrnef, naq jnf
tebjvat gverq bs gur gnfx.  Bar qnl gur xvat qrpvqrq vg jnf gvzr gb
fgrc qbja naq yrg bar bs uvf fbaf gnxr bire.

Guvf cerfragrq fbzrjung bs n ceboyrz, nf uvf fbaf jrer gevcyrggf
naq ab bar xarj gur beqre va juvpu gurl jrer obea.  Gb tvir rnpu
fbar n snve punapr ng orpbzvat gur arj zbanepu, gur xvat qrpvqrq
gb pbaqhpg n pbagrfg.  Gur fba jub jba gur pbagrfg, jbhyq vaurevg
gur xvatqbz.

Gur xvat fhzzbaf uvf fbaf gb uvf guebar ebbz, naq nqqerffrf gurz.
"Fbaf," ur fnlf, "V unir qrpvqrq gb fgrc qbja naq yrg bar bs lbh
eha gur xvatqbz.  Va beqre gb or snve, V unir qrpvqrq ba n pbagrfg
gb qrpvqr jubz zl fhpprffbe jvyy or."

"Gung fbhaqf snve," gur fbaf fvzhygnavbhfyl qrpynerq.

"Irel tbbq gura, gur pbagrfg vf npghnyy dhvgr fvzcyr," gur xvat
pbagvahrq. "Gur bar bs lbh jub oevat gb zr gur zbfg cvat-cbat onyyf
onpx gb zr, funyy vaurevg zl guebar."

Jvgu gung cebabhaprzrag, gur fbaf jrer bss ba gurve dhrfg.

Frireny jrrxf cnff hagvy gur svefg fba ergheaf.  "Lbhe uvtuarff,"
ur ortvaf, "V unir frnepurq lbhe xvatqbz sne naq jvqr naq unir
erghearq jvgu 12,000 cvat-cbat onyff."

Bqivbhfyl vzcerff gur xvat cenvfrf gur obl, "Irel tbbq zl fba.  V
nz cebhq bs lbh, naq fubhyq guvf nzbhag tb hafhecnffrq, V funyy
unccvyl yrg lbh or zl fhpprffbe."

Frireny qnlf yngre gur frpbaq fba ergheaf.  "Lbhe uvtuarff, V unir
frnepurq lbh xvatqbz, naq pbadhrerq bgure ynaqf, naq cerfrag lbh
jvgu 28,000 cvat-cbat onyyf," ur cebhqyl cebpynvzf.

Gur xvat vf ivfvoyl zbirq, "Snohybhf zl fba, lbh ner pyrneyl jbegul
bs ehyvat zl xvatqbz, naq ner gur yrnqvat pnaqvqngr."

Frireny qnlf yngre gur ynfg fba jnaqref vagb gur Cnynpr, nyy
orng hc naq qvegl.  Vg vf bqibvhf gb nyy cerfrag gung ur unf
chg hc n gerzraqbhf fgehtyr.  Ur vf qenttvat oruvaq uvz, gjb
uhtr, fyvzl, htyl, terra fcurevpny bowrpgf.  Uvf sngure gnxrf
bar ybbx naq fnlf:

"Qnza vg fba, V fnvq cvat-cbat onyff, abg Xvat Xbatf onyyf."


TEBNNNNNNNNNNA.


You were warned.

	Jeff Grunewald
	[seismo, mcnc, brl-bmd, allegra]!rlgvax!jsg