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From: dhecker@sjuvax.UUCP
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Subject: Offensive to Philosophers
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Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 12:39:09 EST
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Forgive me if I've already sent this.  The machine's a
bit testy today.

testing 1 2 3 ...




Two philosophers go out to lunch.  One orders a chicken
salad sandwich and the other orders an egg salad
sandwich so they can find out which will come first.



(Groan here)