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From: pklingsb@sjuvax.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 12:39:32 EST
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Another airplane joke....


Pilot to tower: What time is it?
Tower to pilot: What airline do you fly for?
Pilot: What difference does that make?
Tower: It makes a lot of difference.  If you fly for TWA, it's 1400 hours.  If
       you fly for United, it's 2:00 p.m. If you fly for Allegheny, Mickey's
       big hand is on the "12" and his little hand is on the "2".