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From: schnitzl@hplabsb.UUCP (Ray Schnitzler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Philosophically speaking...
Message-ID: <1998@hplabsb.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 18:44:13 EST
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Posted: Thu Dec 15 18:44:13 1983
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     Rene Descartes walks into a party at the home of a fellow philosopher.
     
     The other man says, "Why, Rene! How nice to see you!  Can I get you
     something to drink?"
     
     Descartes ponders a moment, then replys, "I think not."
     
     And disappears.

     ba-dum-bum -- ksh!
     
     Ariel (Whadaya mean, you don't know who Descartes is?) Shattan
     decvax!tektronix!tekecs!ariels


Only to reappear moments later saying, "...on second thought..."          
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