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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Tacos Are Better Than Women
Message-ID: <133@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Dec-83 14:07:18 EST
Article-I.D.: tpvax.133
Posted: Thu Dec 15 14:07:18 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 18-Dec-83 06:04:25 EST
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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To the guy who was going to respond to "Cucumbers are Better than Men"
with something about watermelons, don't bother. It's already been done, and
is called, "Tacos are Better than Women". I'll post the entire thing
tomorrow, but some of it's salient points are:

Tacos are better than women because:
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They never ask if you still respect them.

They never have headaches.

One taco doesn't care if you eat another taco.

A taco is always ready when you are.

A taco never asks for cabfare.



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Gary Benson
John Fluke Mfg. Co.
Everett, WA, USA