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From: davidk@dartvax.UUCP (David C. Kovar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASEM and YABS
Message-ID: <523@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 17-Dec-83 01:34:39 EST
Article-I.D.: dartvax.523
Posted: Sat Dec 17 01:34:39 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 18-Dec-83 06:06:53 EST
Organization: Dartmouth College
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[To feed the white space eater]

YABS: A rather burnt looking individual with a grin on his face
      and the words: Have You Hugged Your Wood Stove Today?

(Only in New England.)

YASEM: We recently went to 4.2 from 4.1 and I recompiled a fair
	bit of C code as they suggested. Heck, they were all makes
	anyhow. I apparently missed one. I fired up talk in a
	really tired state of mind when someone asked me a
	question. It came back with: 

		This machine does not exist! Boy am I confused!

	It was confused?? I was! I tried it three more times
	before anything sank in. I should learn not to hack
	when mentally asleep.

Hanging by my thumbs ...
-- 
David C. Kovar    
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