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Subject: Re: Homemade Jokes - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 19-Dec-83 11:03:03 EST
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fortune!rpw3    Dec 19 01:20:00 1983

These are original (if poor and/or out-of-date):

Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

or


Q: How many Polish workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but you need 6,000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

(let's see that offend anyone reading THIS net! but see next "joke")

or


Q: How does the head of the KGB read net news?

A: Via ucbvax, decvax, harpo, and allegra, like everybody else. (Ouch!)