Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site wivax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!decvax!wivax!feblowit From: feblowit@wivax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YAEJ - Yet Another Joke Message-ID: <19050@wivax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 19-Dec-83 11:05:11 EST Article-I.D.: wivax.19050 Posted: Mon Dec 19 11:05:11 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Dec-83 02:11:07 EST Sender: feblowit@wivax.UUCP Organization: Wang Institute, Tyngsboro, Ma. 01879 Lines: 24 An had been driving his VW bug for years. One fine day, while he was cruising along down the road, his VW stopped. He got out, went around front to the hood and opened it. To his surprise, there was nothing under it! He flagged down the next car, which happened to be another in another bug. ran up to him and said: "My car stopped working - somebody stole the engine!" got out, took a look, scratched his chin, and said "Hmm - wait a minute - I'll go get some tools and we'll see what we can do." He walked around to the back of his bug, opened the trunk and yelled "Hey, no problem - I got a spare!" ^ ^ 0 - ---oooo-o------U----o-oooo----- | \___/ | | | | Mark Feblowitz | | | | ...decvax!wivax!feblowit | | feblowit@Wang-Inst | | | -------------------------------