Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site seismo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!flinn From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Religious joke (rot13) Message-ID: <480@seismo.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Dec-83 10:07:36 EST Article-I.D.: seismo.480 Posted: Tue Dec 20 10:07:36 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Dec-83 05:42:17 EST Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA Lines: 17 Fvapr Ebanyq Erntna vf n tbbq naq cvbhf zna, Wrfhf qrpvqrq gb qb uvz naq snibe naq jbex n zvenpyr gb onynapr gur srqreny ohqtrg. Ur naq Zbfrf pnzr qbja gb Jnfuvatgba rneyl bar jrrxqnl zbeavat, naq unq na ubhe be fb gb xvyy orsber vg jbhyq or gvzr gb jnxr hc gur Cerfvqrag, fb gurl jnyxrq qbja gb Unvarf Cbvag gb ybbx ng gur evire. Zbfrf fhttrfgrq qbvat n srj jnezhc zvenpyrf; ur fgnegrq ol envfvat uvf fgnss naq cnegvat gur jngref bs gur Cbgbznp. Gur cnve jnyxrq npebff gb Angvbany Nvecbeg naq onpx ntnva, pyvzorq hc gur rzonaxzrag, naq Zbfrf jnirq uvf fgnss ntnva gb pybfr hc gur jngref bs gur Cbgbznp. Wrfhf fnvq ur gubhtug ur jbhyq jnyx npebff ntnva, ohg ba gbc bs gur jngre, fb ur pyvzorq qbja gur rzonaxzrag, jnyxrq bhg n srj lneqf, naq sryy va jvgu n ovt fcynfu. Nf ur pnzr hc pbhtuvat naq fchggrevat, Zbfrf nfxrq, "jung unccrarq?" Wrfhf ercyvrq, "V nyjnlf sbetrg nobhg gurfr ubyrf va zl srrg..."