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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Famous Last Words
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Date: Mon, 19-Dec-83 11:45:09 EST
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Posted: Mon Dec 19 11:45:09 1983
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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Garrison Keillor told the story of J.C. Penney's last words. Mr. Penney
had recently established lunch counters in his department stores, and on
his death bed, the last words he said were:

"Tell the girls to slice the ham thin."

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Gary Benson
John Fluke Mfg. Co.
Everett, WA, USA