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From: ark@rabbit.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Paranoia
Message-ID: <2309@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 20-Dec-83 10:27:09 EST
Article-I.D.: rabbit.2309
Posted: Tue Dec 20 10:27:09 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 22-Dec-83 04:39:46 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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I wanted to join the Paranoids Club, but they
wouldn't tell me where they were meeting.

Oh well, they probably wouldn't have admitted me anyway.