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From: ables@ut-ngp.UUCP (King Ables)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: sick (rot13)
Message-ID: <199@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 21-Dec-83 15:57:56 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.199
Posted: Wed Dec 21 15:57:56 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 23-Dec-83 01:22:15 EST
Organization: Comp. Center, Univ. of Texas at Austin
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Guvf puvarfr ynhaqelzna pbzcynvarq gb uvf qbpgbe gung ur jnf irel
pbafgvcngrq.  Gur qbpgbe tnir uvz n cerfpevcgvba sbe n irel fgebat
ynkvgvir.  "Pbzr onpx va n srj qnlf naq yrg zr xabj ubj vg jbexf,"
gur qbpgbe gbyq uvz.
N srj qnlf yngre, gur Puvanzna erghearq gb gur qbpgbe'f bssvpr.
"Unir lbh zbirq lrg?"
"Ab, fve, zr ab zbirr," fnvq gur Puvanzna
Gur qbpgbe fpengpurq uvf urnq, naq tnir gur zna nabgure cerfpevcgvba.
Guerr qnlf yngre, ur erghearq gb gur qbpgbe'f bssvpr.
"Jryy?"
"Ab, zr ab zbirr, zr ab zbirr," gur Puvanzna ercyvrq.
"Qnza," gur qbpgbe fnvq, naq ur tnir gur zna na rira fgebatre
cerfpevcgvba.  "Pbzr onpx gb zr va gjb qnlf naq yrg zr xabj rknpgyl
jung vf unccravat."
Gjb qnlf yngre ur erghearq. 
"Jryy," nfxrq gur qbpgbe, "unir lbh zbirq lrg?"
"Ab, fve, zr ab zbirr lrg. Zr zbirr gbzbeebj, gubhtu, ubhfr shyy bs
fuvg!"