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From: ables@ut-ngp.UUCP (King Ables)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: if murphy had been a millionaire (rot13)
Message-ID: <201@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 22-Dec-83 12:01:18 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.201
Posted: Thu Dec 22 12:01:18 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 23-Dec-83 04:40:08 EST
Organization: Comp. Center, Univ. of Texas at Austin
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Gur rvtugl lrne byq zvyyvbanver zneevrq n fvkgrra lrne byq pbhagel
tvey.  Ur jnf dhvgr pbagrag, ohg nsgre n srj jrrxf, fur gbyq uvz fur
jnf tbvat gb yrnir uvz vs fur qvqa'g trg fbzr shpxvat erny fbba.  Ur
unq uvf yvzb gnxr uvz gb n uvtu-cevprq fcrpvnyvfg.  Gur qbpgbe rknzvarq
uvz naq tnir uvz n fubg.
"Abj ybbx," fnvq gur qbp, "gur bayl jnl lbh'er tbvat gb trg vg uneq vf
gb fnl 'orrc' naq gb trg vg fbsg ntnva, lbh fnl 'orrc,orrc'."
"Snagnfgvp!" gur byq zna rkpynvzrq.
"Ohg V zhfg jnea lbh, vg jvyy bayl jbex guerr gvzrf orsber lbh qvr."
Ba gur jnl ubzr, gur zna qrpvqrq ur jnfa'g tbvat gb yvir guebhtu
guerr bs gurz naljnl, fb ur qrpvqrq gb jnfgr bar gb grfg vg bhg.
"Orrc," ur fnvq.
Vzzrqvngryl ur jnf ebpx uneq.
"Bu, jbj, guvf vf terng! ... Orrc, orrc."
Vzzrqvngryl, ur jnf fbsg ntnva."
Ur ynhturq jvgu qryvtug naq nagvpvcngvba.  Ng gung zbzrag, n yvggyr
Ibyxfjntra chyyrq va sebag bs gur yvzb naq jrag "Orrc."  Gur pne va
gur bccbfvgr ynar jrag "Orrc, orrc."  Guvf jbeevrq gur byq zna, orpnhfr
ur unq sryg uvzfrys tb uneq naq fbsg dhvpxyl naq ur xarj guerr zvahf
gjb jnf bar.  Ur vafgehpgrq uvf qevire gb uheel.  Ur enprq vagb gur
ubhfr nf snfg nf ur pbhyq sbe uvf ynfg terng shpx.
"Ubarl," ur fubhgrq ng ure, "qba'g nfx nal dhrfgvbaf, whfg qebc lbhe
pybgurf naq ubc vagb orq."
Jryy, bs pbhefr, fur jnf rkpvgrq.  Ur whzcrq va nsgre ure, naq whfg nf
ur tbg va orq, ur fnvq "orrc" naq ur yrncg gb rerpgvba.  Ur jnf whfg
fgnegvat gb chg vg va, jura uvf jvsr nfxrq
"Jung'f nyy guvf 'orrc, orrc' fuvg?"