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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Two seasonal jokes (religous offensive; rot13)
Message-ID: <486@seismo.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Dec-83 10:44:40 EST
Article-I.D.: seismo.486
Posted: Fri Dec 23 10:44:40 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Dec-83 10:55:23 EST
Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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1.  Znel naq Wbfrcu unq n pbafgnag fgernz bs ivfvgbef - furcureqf naq
fhpu - nqzvevat gurve arj onol.  Bar bs gur ivfvgbef rkpynvzrq, "jung
n ybiryl obl!"  Znel ercyvrq, "Npghnyyl, Wbr naq V jrer ubcvat sbe n
tvey..."

2.  Wbfrcu jnf pebffvat gur znatre naq fgrccrq ba n enxr gung unq orra
pneryrffyl yrsg ba gur sybbe jvgu vgf gvarf hc; gur enxr cbccrq hc naq
fgehpx uvz va gur sberurnq - ur rkpynvzrq "Wrfhf!!" ... Znel ybbxrq hc
naq fnvq, "V yvxr gung - V yvxr gung zhpu orggre guna Veivat..."