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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to whoever ...
Message-ID: <488@seismo.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Dec-83 10:55:38 EST
Article-I.D.: seismo.488
Posted: Fri Dec 23 10:55:38 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Dec-83 10:57:44 EST
Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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This can be told of any professional, ethnic, or other group you want
to offend; I will use <xxx> here.

A man who is fond of sweetbreads, kidneys, brains, tripe, and other
exotic innard-type meats goes to his favorite store one day to see
what they have that's fresh.  The butcher points out that they have
brains today - calf brains for $1.37/pound, lamb brains for
$2.20/pound, and <xxx> brains for $85.00/pound.  The man asks why the
last is so expensive.  The butcher says, "Do you have any idea how
many <xxx>'s it takes to make a pound of brains?"