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Subject: Offensive to adulterers
Message-ID: <108@models.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Dec-83 01:03:27 EST
Article-I.D.: models.108
Posted: Fri Dec 23 01:03:27 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Dec-83 11:05:21 EST
Organization: Brignoli Models Inc., New York
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A business executive is consumed by jealousy: he suspects his wife of
cheating on him. The suspicion grows and grows, and one morning as he
drives to work he can't take it any more. He thinks to himself "She
probably just waited until I left so she could meet with her lover."

When he gets to his office, he calls home. The maid answers. He says
"Hello. Is my wife there?"

The maid says "Yes sir."

"Is she with her lover?"

The maid pauses, and then says "Yes, sir, she is, and I must say that I
strongly disapprove of her behavior."

The man says "That no good *&(*&/. If you disapprove of her behavior as
much as I do, you must do this for me: go to the table in the living room
and get my gun. Check that it's loaded. Then go upstairs and shoot both
that cheating two-timer and her lover. Dispose of the gun, and then come
back to the phone and report to me."

The maid says "Yes sir." He hears footsteps, a drawer being opened, a
click, more footsteps, silence... and then two shots. More footsteps.
Finally the maid comes back to the phone and says "It's done."

He says "Did you get the gun?" She says "Yes."

"You checked that it was loaded?" "Yes."

"You went upstairs and shot those two?" "Yes."

"Then what did you do with the gun?"

The maid says "I threw it behind the statue in the garden."

The man says "Statue in the garden? Say, what number is this, anyway?"