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From: ables@ut-ngp.UUCP (King Ables)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: so you wanna be a doctor?
Message-ID: <202@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Dec-83 12:35:34 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 23 12:35:34 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Dec-83 11:05:36 EST
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Dave had been with hookers everywhere in the world, but in Hong Kong,
he overdid it.  He did it with a VERY sick Chinese hooker and picked
up so many diseases that the doctors had trouble separating and identifying
them all.  He went to a prominent doctor in the American Quarter who
examined him and then shook his head.  
"Bad news, Dave, you need immediate surgery, we've got to amputate your
penis."
Needless to say, Dave was shocked and didn't want to believe it.
He consulted other American doctors who all said the same thing.
He stumbled into the street in a daze.  Soon he had wondered into the
Chinese Quarter so he decided to stop in on a Chinese doctor, just to
see what he'd say.  He explained the situation to the Chinese doctor
and the doctor examined him and consulted large medical books.  Finally
he came to the man and said 
"I make complete examination.  I know just what wrong.  You play with
Chinese girl, but she very sick.  You make mistake and go to American
doctor.  Trouble with American doctors, all they think of is money,
money, money."
Dave's face lit up with hope.  "You mean I don't need surgery?  My penis
doesn't need to be cut off??"
"Forget what they say," said the doctor, "go home.  No surgery.  Go home.
Wait two, maybe three weeks, pecker fall off by itself."