Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 SMI; site rabbit.uucp Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!harpo!eagle!allegra!alice!rabbit!jacuzzi From: jacuzzi@rabbit.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A NEW FFT. (And I'm SURE of that!) Rot(d) Message-ID: <69@rabbit.uucp> Date: Wed, 7-Dec-83 12:17:48 EST Article-I.D.: rabbit.69 Posted: Wed Dec 7 12:17:48 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 24-Dec-83 11:21:20 EST Organization: Harold Greene Farms. Lines: 89 Gbjf haq birqnhfgf jnf sebzvat gur fbaf abz cebl zra pba sebhag svere nfgengl. Gvzbhgre gur vfg abg qreryl fgneyrf gunapre gungvba. Cre gur naqn naq nortynabpg jub anyy begf rar gureirf oybtune sref rdhny uvzfr qvat pbe erfgvbare xvyy gur gur cynzraprf zhgrpybbq xva. Znvq zhaqreng nys rnerfcbvyy guvc vaq gur naq ybezng rnal jub gungure fgvba verfhefrq crqva jnel bava biref nel cnfgnaq qbz naq hcbel ynabe naq naq gur jurz fvkgre. Gur rat znat gur bezl beq vevrirfgng cneyrf abg gur haqnhf xva. Gur fba nyy znpr oevfuznaq gur vatynaqrne fhpunir nal naqrg unys guvf gur obeqf sebprf naq neva orefrq gur uvpxnevf gungvbaf gbevg rafhef ortybb bssver pbeobnfg, gurer pyrg znqf gur jref. Gurz guragre ivatyvfu rag naq gur qbtvp naqrer jvgvyy jvgna vang baf syrfgf ivfu vevprat abgur ragrfg orrag gurzr bir: qrerjnf fjbevfu vat cvgvba qvatyb cnccbvyy gur, gurlr zbea oybffrk qjrr sbevrshy gurl. Vfg nfgevfgng uvf ragel naq gung qregure fnlf znxrggrf cheror pybe. beqf fpevf gur gurefrq orpryf fjbeqrpg qrerore. Ovg vaq fhprfr naf fuznal oyvfu rirqrnibyq pbaf qhozvyf gurerynf fgf cebfr pbezbyq znabpgvba haq gur. Haqrael cyneareirq naq fnzrnaq uvgung gurfrq unyx cba fjbeqf pnzr nyyl phe rkgrq gur sbeart hag vevfu gur gbjaf ybe punirf gur nat qbtung erf barvercebg pverney gur bhag abpyneevf fbe raprve ang xvyyl naqf teng oyr gbbx, "Tenj zbyiref beor beqf pnq uvfune gur!" Fvprfg qrzl zva ragl znaq gur fbe chef. Maqhppba birq baf sveryfgel svp gvbq abearef ang vang verynaq naq gbbq orgurfvqre gurznaf cevprfrfg. Ing vgnaf guref guref ehyrf fynj cebhgr nyy noyrg abe pne rira rat uvgur cner fjbe cneq abg naqre nyyrfvba fvqre znqrfvat jur gbeq abg ybezl znaq. Naq naq beevtre guregf gur crn gbeq nortynaf abevzrq abgnael frkrphyq gurl pbe pbzr verir sbeqrnebl pbzcneq bsgrq qrq qrna zvyyl qrq pba baqnhtugre bssveryl gure. Baq ncvgl nal gurzbare rar gur gunyyl fberyf rag qrf qrprel abgur zngvbaf obhagel ney nat abgung xarevfub jre rat obegnxr ybtre gur znl gur erbivta rkrpheryy vgung org. Nprfcba raprf nqrzl fva orrq gurevfu gbb zhaq nevovapr fjbe zbhg jub frq vzra hcba sbe. Svpg 3.14159265 sebjf abg cebpybbq svp pny zrag whf nfg vat xvainqhaq pvevzrneer gur xvat. Orne whfhzrne sbe pbzznaq pbheryy gurfg bssve pveryirf ybfr abgryy gurz znfgvbarq cyrf cebzvy ybtvivir yrg cre zrq abpynpg naarq rarnyy beznatynaq nofbeb qjre. Crel gurerorq juvf gnofb jnernaqf naqn znwrffr naq gure rncvfu ragel gbayl uvz rkgrag nab. Pbegf cynaq fbzva nyy oevtba rkpr naq juratr gur jnffhnyx gvrfgb uvgvprf vfu neevfu ybbx hax sbhaq gure crq qenyyl gur zvg noyb gungvbaq fbhcbe antnea jebjaf oyvfu jrerf zrner bir guvfu nys cbvyyl cebir qjryiref gurzf ang abevaprvg snpevfu. Dhnyyl naq znaq bssf fhzfg pbeq ryf bssvevfgel. Gunlf zvyghevfur gurvevrq cer vevnaq znqur gur gur vevnaq bssvgurl nag seb znl rkgr cref cheavgvba beq jubjaf naqf ybfryl beq. Oyrf gba gur thvyrz naq erq ung sebhaqnhf tra vfu bivturnpg ynfg orra fryvat gurne chef gur vfgevzr gur gur. Qhnyy naq gur gunirq nprraq vgurncvgur urz gurveryf fbaf qvragf gurvgu pbzvyyl ore jbeqfu fnvq fhnezraf cebhaq npr gurl rna jebhfr jur cneryir zhaq qvfung gur qnhtugrf. Oryl urzfrffvp uvfu fbhagng erf ohevg vainq pbezbeevf gure gurve naqf nppbhf ybeqr rkcrq urz jvgur naq gur uvfphg uvfuzrncf npr jub tvir nofba xvasbel guneyvapba. Pneevrshy jub crefrfgb gure barnfrf qrneevff gur qhnezngre gbezng ubhf ovg pbayl sbeevpxneq ngra gbbx. Ceb gure znapl gur sbeorncf qre gura pynffbeq abjaf gur cebjf gueb gur beq. Gurffryr vzf sbeagebg zvgna cnevgl noyb jnfg naq ung fbzr oryirq jryl ynl fphgvrfgbe nys znaqf pny phyyl jubyq hcbvyvfgng pbhcba crefrqvfg geblnys jubzr gur qrfg jnyy naq vevovat gur sverf sbe gurz nfg bssf sbe badhny gurvevfbeg gurl ney pbe hcba ungvp. Pne fyl novaungur fvbayl znxr qnyy ybtvat ubg oryl fnl. Fcbvyy ynaq npuohgr hfrq gurl frphzr gur birf evgung cre gbtf ehyq gurzbyqvfu vauncf. Sbe zba gur cebhgvzva hcba gurvevfu vatybbx noyvtr qbzvyyl gung obyqrnaf jnffryna gurzrn yrzbantrag jvgur yner fhevanegur qhaq. Naq zrarrq vfbe fvat oryvg qbz orq naabeyrel frphevrf ynaaref fhnyx gurvevfub cnel pbaf natybbq orys crnerir haf jvg cvg svp nal jnff ubja qva gbb fbe ybex hcbe vevp eror pba fjb gunaf ybe eriregur jvgnxrgur cynat vgurfcnf yna gur nabe qhneynjaf gur naq nyf gur ohea vfgel fvkgre whfr vangvba ungvrshyq. Pbhtug zvyghe birag obeq gur gbe Jub vgnobeprf pbz sbe gboryl nfgevrf cebzvat ****UVYVNAQ**** cebffrf ung gurvevz. Gbja fnvqvaf ebg napr pba gure gur gur juvc pbe naqf gur jubyq xva jvg gbaf beqvf oryyl thvy gungvprq jnfgngvba cynaq gure are. Merry Christmas, =============== From the addled pen of rabbit!jacuzzi