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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly offensive (religious)
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Date: Sat, 24-Dec-83 13:10:21 EST
Article-I.D.: seismo.491
Posted: Sat Dec 24 13:10:21 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 25-Dec-83 01:03:21 EST
Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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	A man was playing golf one day when a little frog hopped out
the water at a water hazard and croaked, "I am a magic frog, and since
you are the 10,000th person to play through here, I'm prepared to
offer you one of two magic gifts:  First, for a whole year you can
have the most fabulous sex life that anyone ever had; beyond your
wildest dreams.  Or, second, for a whole year you can be the best
golfer the world has ever known.  Which do you prefer?"

	The man thought a bit and said that he'd take the gold.
Somewhat surprised, the frog waved a magic paw and said, "OK, bud, if
that's what you want.  Go to it."

	So the man holed his wood shot from where he was, completed
the course in an average of 2 per hole, and played around again to
test his new powers.  He went round in 22. 

	Quickly he attracted the attention of the sports world, and
became the world's best-known golfer - cover of Time, etc., setting
course records wherever he went, giving demonstrations of holes in one
from the tee on 500-yard holes, etc.

	A year later he happened to be playing the same course
inhabited by the frog, and at the water hazard the frog hopped out and
said, "Well, the year is up, and you now revert to the 18-handicap
player you were before.  But tell me, I was a little surprised that
you chose the golf - I take it your sex life is outstanding?"

	The man said, "Well, I have no complaints in that department
at all, which is why I chose the golf."  "How many times did you
engage in sex last year?" inquired the frog.  The man thought a little
and said, "eight or ten times, I guess."  "Gosh," said the frog, "that
doesn't strike me as very satisfactory.  

	(punch line coming at last...)



	"Oh, I don't know," replied the man, "for a Catholic priest in
a little town in South Dakota it doesn't seem so bad..."