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From: rjk@mgweed.UUCP (Randy King)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf)
Message-ID: <5728@mgweed.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 25-Dec-83 17:43:15 EST
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Posted: Sun Dec 25 17:43:15 1983
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Organization: AT&T Technologies - Montgomery Illinois
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Saw this joke come flying past last week - it's normally used to illustrate
to student pilots the importance of identifying yourself.  It was missing
the final airline slur...

>>>> Pilot to tower: What time is it?
>>>> Tower to pilot: What airline do you fly for?
>>>> Pilot: What difference does that make?
>>>> Tower: It makes a lot of difference.  If you fly for TWA, it's 1400 hours.
>>>>        If you fly for United, it's 2:00 p.m. If you fly for Allegheny,
>>>>        Mickey's big hand is on the "12" and his little hand is on the "2".
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            And if you're Piedmont, it's Thursday.