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From: brian@sdccsu3.UUCP (Brian Kantor)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Three greatest lies in the world are - (fn)
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Date: Sat, 24-Dec-83 13:43:48 EST
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Posted: Sat Dec 24 13:43:48 1983
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x <- killin dem bug untils de's DEAD


The candidates for the worlds three greatest lies are:

	I won't *** in your mouth.

	I'll pull out in time.

	The check is in the mail.

	Next Tuesday for sure.

	Of course I took the pill.

	Its just a cold sore.

	I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you.

Mail further suggestions to me and I'll summarize to the net.

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	-Brian Kantor, UC San Diego 
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