Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mhuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!floyd!clyde!ihnp4!houxm!mhuxl!spiegel From: spiegel@mhuxl.UUCP (stren.weakns) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Accidental Computer Intelligence (YASEM) Message-ID: <1192@mhuxl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 28-Dec-83 15:45:51 EST Article-I.D.: mhuxl.1192 Posted: Wed Dec 28 15:45:51 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 30-Dec-83 00:36:41 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 15 When I was learning FORTRAN, I tried to debug a program by changing a variable into a two-dimensional array. For fun's sake, I called it LOVE. The error message from the compiler struck me as particularly sentient for a program and I kept it enshrined for years: **** Love is defined as an undimensioned variable **** Murray Spiegel Bell Labs/CSO ..eagle!mhuxl!spiegel