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From: jball@aluxe.UUCP (BALLARD)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: National Security joke
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Date: Fri, 30-Dec-83 10:52:45 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 30 10:52:45 1983
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   Two men were riding a train, one Jewish, one Chinese. Suddenly, the
Jew slapped the Chinaman's face. "What did you do that for?" exclaimed
the astonished Chinaman.
   "That was for Pearl Harbor!" shouted the Jew.
   "But my people weren't responsible for Pearl Harbor," protested
the Chinaman. "It was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."
   "Japanese, Chinese, you're all the same," growled the Jew.

   After they had ridden in silence miles further, the Chinaman
suddenly slapped the Jew's face. "What did you do that for?" exclaimed
the astonished Jew.
   "That was for the Titanic!" shouted the Chinaman.
   "The Titanic?," exclaimed the astonished Jew. "I'm Jewish and
my people didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
   "Iceberg, Weinberg, Feinberg," growled the Chinaman, "you're
all the same."

                                               jball