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Subject: a few jokes
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Date: Fri, 30-Dec-83 11:53:59 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 30 11:53:59 1983
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?

Blow a little boogie into it.

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Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?

100 ways to wok your dog!

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A priest is stranded on a rooftop in a rising flood.  A man comes
by in a rowboat and offers to rescue him.  "No thanks," he says,
"I'll put my trust in God."  A little while later, the Coast Guard 
comes by and makes the same offer.  "No thanks," he says again,
"I'll put my trust in God."  Still later, the police fly down in
a helicopter and offer to airlift him to safety.  "No thanks,"
he repeats, "I'll put my trust in God."    

As it turns out, he drowns and goes to heaven.  When he arrives,
he says to God, "Why didn't you help me?  I put my faith in you
and you let me drown!"  To this God replies, "Why didn't I help
you?!!!  I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"