Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!leimkuhl From: leimkuhl@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.math Subject: Re: Mathematicians' names - (nf) Message-ID: <4449@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sun, 11-Dec-83 22:30:37 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.4449 Posted: Sun Dec 11 22:30:37 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Dec-83 06:00:56 EST Lines: 19 #R:seismo:-44900:uiuccsb:9700015:000:568 uiuccsb!leimkuhl Dec 11 11:51:00 1983 I think it's clear why there are so few mathematicians with one syllable last names: there is an inverse relationship between the # of syllables in a good mathematician's last name and the greatness of his or her work. Thus Guass is the greatest mathematician, while Euler, Newton, Euclid, Leibniz, and Cantor are all at another level. This explains, too, why no one has ever heard of babanakastbadada, a Babylonian mathematician who could have been great but for his multi- syllabic name. Ben Leimkuhler (uiucdcs!leimkuhl)