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Subject: Re: why
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In answer to the question "Why?":

The determinist says: "Because."
The advocate of free will says:  "Why not?"
And the chicken says:  "To get to the other side."

Summing it all up...  (that's my job)
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Pardon me for breathing...
	Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr